- Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
- Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
- Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
- Snape: ...Up to something.
Real talk is flowing from his mouth like a damn fountain.
sick sick sick burns
holy shit yes.
and the lord said to john, come forth and receive eternal life, but john came fifth and received a toaster